why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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