I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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