He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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