I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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