i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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