i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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