ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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