we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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