doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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