i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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