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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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