normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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