That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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