We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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