last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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