tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize