Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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