I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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