you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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