how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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