just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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