I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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