Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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