whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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