Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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