If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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