what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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