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i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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