So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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