No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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