and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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