Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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