Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You ate ashes out of my bong
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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