i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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