i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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