i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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