ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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