it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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