good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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