VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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