She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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