its not stalking. its research.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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