handjob tips. give me some.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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