K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
is wine microwaveable?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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