38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Randomize