a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Randomize