She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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