You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
being pregnant is like rehab
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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