Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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