Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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